Ask and receive hilarity: Democrats ask ‘why are you a Democrat?’

Oh, dear. The Democrats never learn, bless their hearts. Today they asked people to offer up reasons why they are Democrats.

And Twitter didn’t disappoint. Ask, and ye shall receive!

#ImADemocratBecause Hank Johnson is the smartest guy I know.

— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause we need to silence forever people who disprove things I want to be true.

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I need someone to tell me what to eat and drink or else I'd fall victim to freedom – horrible, horrible freedom.

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I want to legalize pot but ban the junk food pot smokers want

— Kerry Picket (@KerryPicket) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I know what's better for you than you do.

— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) June 4, 2012

#imADemocratBecause I like to cry "racist" to squelch debate. #tcot

— Jamie Waterman (@Pezric) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause life is so much easier without a moral compass.

— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I believe in victimization over ownership.

— Jalen, just Jalen (@GOPMommy) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I relate better to jackasses than elephants

— dregulate (@dregulate) June 4, 2012

While 99% of tweets w #ImADemocratBecause are jokes, it's hard to tell difference as the Dems' tweets are so unintentionally funny #ncpol

— Scott Stone (@scottdstone) June 4, 2012

Yes, like these.

Their, not they're. #smartpeople MT @SeanMcfarlan republicans start #imademocratbecause to show off theyre ignorant views of smart people

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 4, 2012

The most unintentionally hilarious tweet ever.

— RB (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012

Oh, our sides!

The conservative hilarious truth-telling continues.

#IamADemocratBecause thinking is hard. I prefer someone else do it for me.

— RB (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause Stealing your money is okay when the gov does it for me.

— Chris K (@d0gmah) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I think MSNBC and NBC actually report the news

— Marc T Grove (@mtgrove) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I think making "rich people" less rich somehow makes the poor less poor. Don't ask me how. I have no idea.

— RB (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I am pro-science but anti-math.

— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) June 4, 2012

#ImADemocratBecause I love losing to Scott Walker more than once.

— Seth (@dcseth) June 4, 2012

Boom! We bet that one stung. Beautiful.

Indeed! More please, Twitter!

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