If Your Favourite TV Shows Were “Game Of Thrones” Houses
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House sigil: A sofa
House motto: Pivot.
Enemies: House Geller have an on/off war with House Green thanks to a dispute about whether or not they were on a break.
2. Doctor Who
House sigil: The TARDIS
House motto: Wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
Enemies: House Dalek.
3. The Simpsons
House sigil: Blinky the three-eyed fish
House motto: You don’t win friends with salad.
Enemies: House Flanders.
4. The Walking Dead
House sigil: Sheriff’s hat
House motto: We burn the ones we love, and bury the rest.
Enemies: House Woodbury, House Dead.
5. Arrested Development
House sigil: A banana
House motto: There’s always money in the banana stand.
6. Breaking Bad
House sigil: Heisenberg silhouette
House motto: I am the danger.
Enemies: House Fring, House Salamanca, House Pinkman, House Schrader, House Welker, House Beneke, House Fly.
7. House of Cards
House sigil: The Washington Monument
House motto: Shake with your right hand. But hold a rock in your left.
Enemies: Anyone who is in their way.
House sigil: Dharma logo
House motto: Don’t tell me what I can’t do.
Enemies: Who the fuck even knows.
9. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
House sigil: Mr Pointy
House motto: The hardest thing in the world is to live in it.
Enemies: House First. There was also a brief disagreement with long term ally, House Rosenberg.
10. Orange is the New Black
House sigil: A screwdriver
House motto: Bitches gots to learn.
Enemies: Former ally, House Vause.
House sigil: A scarf
House motto: Alone is what I have. Alone protects me.
Enemies: House Moriarty.
12. True Detective
House sigil: Antlers
House motto: The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.
Enemies: House Tuttle, House Childress, also anyone who stops them from drinking.
13. Parks & Recreation
House sigil: Lil’ Sebastian
House motto: Treat yo’ self.
Enemies: House Eagleton.
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