‘Like I trust a fox guarding the henhouse': Tweeters can’t trust Eric Holder

Who has faith in a petulant man-child in a perpetual state of denial and willful ignorance? Show of hands, people!

#ITrustEricHolderLike like #Bengahzi four wherever they are watching from, RIP, trust the US #government to come clean on their obandonment.

— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust voters who fell for Obama twice.

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I’d trust Lucy holding a football.

— Tim(@AspiringThrawn) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust the guy with a windowless van picking my daughter up for a date.

— Jeremy Colonna (@SmoovJC) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust O.J. Simpson with a set of Ginsu knives

— Bear Claw(@2009superglide) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust Joe Biden with a shotgun

— S.M (@redsteeze) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike Brian Terry trusts the Justice Department not to have armed the people shooting at him.

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust the accuracy of Barack Obama’s golf scorecards #noReallyIShotA47

— darthlevin (@darthlevin) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike Huma trusts Anthony

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust Nancy Pelosi with the Speaker’s gavel. #PleaseNo

— WilliamJMiller (D) (@WilliamJMiller) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust Anthony Weiner’s toaster.

— S.M (@redsteeze) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust @algore to give me Carbon Footprint Reduction Advice.

— Low-Rents (@YiddishSteel) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike like i trust Hillary to answer the phone at 3AM.

— Patrick Johnson (@psjohnson23) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I trust the stoner at Burger King to get my order right

— Steven (@StoneKiller83) May 15, 2013

#TrustEricHolderLike Tina trusted Ike.

— Trish (D-Queen Bee) (@ExPoleDancer) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike I’d trust Ted Kennedy to give me a ride home.

— Forrest Schey (@FSchey) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike Chris Stevens trusted he’d get the security he needed.

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 15, 2013

#ITrustEricHolderLike
Like I trust a fox guarding the hen house…..

— Laura (@Socialismkills) May 15, 2013

Sounds about right.

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