Wolf Blitzer: What does it mean to be ‘pinned down?'; Update: More derpitude

As Twitchy reported, alleged murderer Chris Dorner is reportedly engaged in gunfight with police in Big Bear, California. Good thing CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s on top of it.

Breaking my cable news embargo for Dorner. Wolf Blitzer still absolutely awful anchoring breaking news. And Chris Cuomo…embargo reactivate

— DrewM (@DrewMTips) February 12, 2013

Real journalism, ladies and gentlemen.

Wolf Blitzer: you say he’s pinned down. Is he on the move?

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) February 12, 2013

Wolf Blitzer on CNN asks what it means to be “pinned down” .. Um… lol

— Jessica (@Miami_Jess) February 12, 2013

For example: “we don’t know what ‘pinned down’ means we will have to check on that” – Wolf Blitzer

— Sandcastell (@JakSandcastell) February 12, 2013

Hey, wolf blitzer- are you under the impression we are all so stupid that you need to explain what being ‘pinned down’ means for 10 minutes?

— Mr. Calvin (@mrcalvin) February 12, 2013

Wolf Blitzer doesn’t get out much: “What is a bunker buster? What does ‘pinned down’ mean? How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?”

— Miguel (@tokenblaxican) February 12, 2013

But wait — there’s more!

Did Wolf Blitzer just say “areola pictures”?

— Mike Byhoff (@mbyhoff) February 12, 2013

To areola is Blitzerian …

hahaha Wolf Blitzer keeps saying Areola instead of Aerial

— Josh Jackson (@thejoshjackson) February 12, 2013

What a boob.

@jdharm Wolf Blitzer said areola on CNN news broadcast around 5:02 pm.

— Barrett Gribble (@WhoAteMyPizza) February 12, 2013

Good. Lord.

Wolf Blitzer just said “The areola view,” “What does pinned down mean?” and “It’s 2 pm, so it’ll be dark soon.” #WhatAreYouDoing

— Russ Novak (@Russ_Novak) February 12, 2013

Wolf’s cred’s in jeopardy, baby.

Derp.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/12/wolf-blitzer-what-does-it-mean-to-be-pinned-down/

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