Academy Awards broadcasts a Roman Polanski/Jack Nicholson orgy joke!/LittlestFinch/status/305878006205931520

Yes, the Academy Awards featured a joke alluding to raunchy parties at actor Jack Nicholson’s house.


Ted (the teddy bear character from the movie of the same title, voiced by Academy Awards host Seth MacFarlane): “Look at all those people out there, dressed up looking sharp. Thinking about how much sex they are going to have with each other later.”

Mark Wahlberg: “Ted, what are you talking about, man?”

Ted: “Look, alright, I will come clean with you; I just want to be a part of it. Come on you guys please just tell me where it’s gonna be.”

Wahlberg: “Ted no one knows what you’re talking about, OK?”

Ted: “Mark the big post-Oscars Hollywood orgy. Please tell me where it Is !”

Wahlberg: “Look, I think your imagination has gotten out of control, dude”

Ted: “Look, come on you guys I’m really good at sex and I can bring sodas and snacks and soap and stuff. Please.”

Wahlberg: “Alright, it’s at Jack Nicholson’s house.”

Ted “Yaaahhh !”


Casual viewers may not be aware, but it was at Jack Nicholson’s house that fugitive perv director Roman Polanski allegedly drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl.

Is that funny? Hollywood thinks so.

Marky Mark and Ted presenting Best Sound before heading to a Hollywood orgy at Jack Nicholson’s house #EmpireOscarsParty

— Empire Magazine Aust (@EmpireAust) February 25, 2013

We have a feeling the party is ALWAYS at Jack Nicholson’s house. #oscars2013

— Esquire Magazine (@Esquiremag) February 25, 2013

There is apparently an orgy at Jack Nicholson’s House after The Oscars

— Llwyd Ferraio (@northsidelloyd) February 25, 2013

See you at Jack Nicholson’s house? #Ted #Oscars

— Nakia (@Nakia) February 25, 2013

So the after party is at Jack Nicholson’s house? Lol

— Adam Ventura (@adamv2326) February 25, 2013

No. It’s not “LOL.”

Sorry, but anyone who knows about Roman Polanski knows that jokes about orgies at Jack Nicholson’s house aren’t funny. #cleveroscars

— Teen Lit Rocks (@TeenLitRocks) February 25, 2013

Need a refresher course? Click here:

@twitchyteam @michellemalkin “It’s at Jack Nicholson’s house.” Ha ha ha. NOT.… #Oscars

— L.N. Smithee (@LNSmithee) February 25, 2013

Or just Google it.

In case you are wondering about the Jack Nicholson joke. Google Roman Polanski. Thank me later.

— Que B (@niccolus) February 25, 2013

The orgy has always been at Jack Nicholson’s house, just ask Roman Polanski #Oscars

— Daniel Murphey (@DPMurphey) February 25, 2013

I thought Roman Polanski’s rape of a minor made sex-at-Nicholson’s-house jokes off-limits.Guess not.

— Adam Bonin (@adambonin) February 25, 2013

That’s Hollywood values for you.


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