Oh, the humanity: Hillary Clinton pulls a Pelosi; publicly ‘dances’
Oh, yes. She did. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton did a little bumping and grinding (oh, the horror of having to type those words) in South Africa.
RAW VIDEO: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton shows off her moves on the dance floor during South Africa trip: http://t.co/ufi0GmqV -DC
— The Associated Press (@AP) August 9, 2012
Dude. To complete the “no rhythm white man dance,” she should have borrowed that whole bite-lip thing from her husband!
Media are, of course, swooning over it.
File under HEADLINES I COULD NOT HAVE CONCEIVED OF IN 2008: "20 Photos That Prove Hillary Clinton Is A Total Badass" http://t.co/pdYtn43h
— Rebecca Traister (@rtraister) August 9, 2012
Just like when they went into fits of Squee over her sunglasses and Mardi Gras beads at a swearing in ceremony. She’s so totally cool and hip and stuff! Leadership shmeadership! She’s got the moves … of Nancy “Elaine Benes” Pelosi.
Twitter users just can’t get enough of it.
— Christopher (@cenelson08) August 9, 2012
No worries! It’s continuing to make the rounds today; misery, and mocking, love company! Unlike the media, Twitter users are horrified. Yet can’t look away.
Awkward white men the world over now have a name for our particular style of dancing. Behold: The Hillary Clinton http://t.co/pmbSY5nk
— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) August 8, 2012
Mommmmm! You're EMBARRASSING ME! http://t.co/8kBtmFrj
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) August 8, 2012
Pantsuity Dancing: http://t.co/5jXUAAw5
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) August 8, 2012
I saw Hillary Clinton's S. African dance clip. @ the next wedding reception don't say I dance like a dying fish, I dance like a world leader
— Mike Maxwell (@themikemaxwell) August 9, 2012
Just watched a video of Hillary Clinton dancing in South Africa. Did you ever wish you could #unsee something?
— IquestionDC (@iquestionDC) August 9, 2012
What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Sadly.