Gigglesnortage: Conservatives put snarky bandage on Obama’s wounded pride

As Twitchy reported earlier, President Obama couldn’t quite figure out how to wrap his oversized head around the fact that there are people more popular than him. Poor guy. But all is not lost. Our favorite evil genius, who just hates to see the president’s self-esteem take a hit, galloped in with a much-needed ego boost for Barack:

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom The elastic waistband on his momjeans is fully machine-washable.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He creates jobs, but only in states that didn't vote for him.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He loads his diesel bus on his jet plane for his lecture tour about green jobs.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He can spell Ohio within 3 tries.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He built that.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He has received many awards for things he may eventually do.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He has read almost half of his own autobiographies.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He showers you with gifts you do not want, then sends you the bill.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He once ate a radioactive dog, giving him the super power to hear dog whistles.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2012

See? Look at all the things POTUS can do! Propping up Obama’s gargantuan ego is a big job, though, so others graciously offered to help remind our forlorn president of all the special things that make him so un-special:

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He has visited all 50 states and is eager to visit more.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 23, 2012

Writes books about himself so you don't have to. #The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom Once, He didn't wear a helmet while riding his bicycle

— David Vineyard (@DavidVineyard9) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom He can stall an economy just by looking at it

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) August 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/IfKeep/status/238765741078368256

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom His pant creases make The Least Interesting Man in the Room sigh.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom has dined with many famous kings and queens, and bowed to them most deeply.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom can listen to a preacher for decades and not hear a word he says.

— Brian Guy (@ItsThatBriGuy) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom Can prepare dog five ways.

— Austin G. Hart (@AustinGHart) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom Names his dog after himself.

— Charly J. (@chuck_dizzle) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom "I don't always lie, but when I do my lips are moving."

— RedAmongBlue (@RedAmongBlue) August 23, 2012

Writes books about himself so you don't have to. #The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom The guy from Maroon 5 thinks he's cool.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 23, 2012

I don't always drink beer, but when I do it's b/c I accuse police of acting stupidly. #The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom

— Tom McCammon (@TomMcCammon) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom "I don't always ruin private enterprise, but when I do it's America's"

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom At museums, he's allowed to touch the exit sign.

— Jim Rose (@JimRoseVSOP) August 23, 2012

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom was fond of dating composite girls in his frisky youth.

— DeniseVB (@blogho) August 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/HenrysRight/status/238768398383841281

#The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom "I don't always invest money, but when I do, I prefer failing companies." #StayBankruptMyFriends

— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 23, 2012

He's not always the President, but when he is, it's for just the one term. #The5thor6thMostInterestingManInTheRoom

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) August 23, 2012

Bam. We’ll drink to that!

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Jay Carney tweeted that the White House may release its recipe for Honey Ale:

Got a Q today on @wethepeople petition asking us to share WH beer recipe: http://t.co/ae7HpeVt If it reaches the threshold, we'll release it

— Josh Earnest (@PressSec) August 23, 2012

We can’t wait for the ads.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/23/gigglesnortage-conservatives-put-snarky-bandage-on-obamas-wounded-pride/

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