Heartbreaking: ThinkProgress weeps on behalf of spoiled college grads
Apparently, "Think" Progress supposes that earning a degree entitles one to any job one's heart desires. #TehStoopidItBurnz
— Dave (@bigdave0908) June 25, 2013
Paging Sally Struthers! Our children are in trouble.
ThinkProgress is flipping out over its bombshell report revealing that — gasp! — college graduates don’t always get to go right into their dream jobs. Just how bad is the situation? According to ThinkProgress, it works out to one unwanted job every five minutes!
Every 5 minutes, a college graduate takes a jobs he or she doesn’t want http://t.co/dc3JcHtZPH
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) June 25, 2013
Oh, the humanity! More from ThinkProgress’ crackerjack exposé:
In an interview with the Huffington Post, a recent college graduate, exasperated, said she’d take any job offered. “My ultimate goal right now is just to get a full-time job that has benefits; I don’t care if it’s in my field,” she said.
Whoa, whoa, whoa … does this mean that life isn’t fair? And sometimes you don’t get things handed to you? Jeeves, fetch our tiny violin!
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 25, 2013
Alternate hed: Discursive Post-Colonial Womyn's Studies degree not as lucrative as expected. http://t.co/gaDzkTO8Y0
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 25, 2013
— Maria V (@MFVanDaele) June 25, 2013
— Jillian Kuzma (@jilliankuzma) June 25, 2013
— Brad Cundiff (@bradcundiff) June 25, 2013
Boo fucking hoo! RT @thinkprogress: Every 5 minutes, a college graduate takes a jobs he or she doesn’t want.
— marshall (@marshallsheldon) June 25, 2013
Face facts, Millennials — there are only so many Think Progress Intern and Guest Blogger slots to go around. http://t.co/LHDuJ3A83C
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) June 25, 2013
Time for the brilliant crusaders at Student Power NC to organize a march!