Phase 3: Profit! @BarackObama reveals sure-fire way to jump-start the economy

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http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/408346085925474306

Yay! Gather ’round, everyone, for The Lightbringer has decided to reveal the secret to a booming economy! Fortunately for us rubes, his OFA flunkies have summed it all up in one handy graphic:

http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/408337097859162112

It’s all so simple! Or … not:

http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/408346517410291712

Confused? You’re not alone.

http://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/status/408353195862130689

Drugs are bad, mkay?

http://twitter.com/#!/CAAmyO/status/408353372807258114
http://twitter.com/#!/AndrewHClark/status/408353448925491200

Yeah … about that “Obama math“:

http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/408346342264541185

Heh. Seriously, though, who comes up with this garbage?

http://twitter.com/#!/Neal_Dewing/status/408346113326858242

That’s exactly what it is:

http://twitter.com/#!/RexHarrisonsHat/status/408348364636315651
http://twitter.com/#!/OrwellForce/status/408351822014083073

If we’re being honest, though, the Underpants Gnomes probably have a better understanding of economics than anyone in the Obama administration.

http://twitter.com/#!/AndrewHClark/status/408354088829468672

"We need a big, but plausible number."

"Umm…twenty—no, thirty…two. Go with thirty two. Maybe a decimal place too."

https://t.co/MiNeWbOSka— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) December 04, 2013

This is the epitome of fuzzy math. It’s just … we can’t even.

http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/408350188839784452
http://twitter.com/#!/OrwellForce/status/408354170677104643

Hey! Maybe money can grow on trees!

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Editor’s note: The first paragraph of this post has been edited for clarity.

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