RIP music: Paris Hilton makes her DJing debut

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So what, exactly, has Paris Hilton come up with this time to work her way into Twitter’s trending topics? A new reality show? Clothing line? Perfume? Sex tape? Guess again.

Paris Hilton: From BJing to DJing.

— Not Gary Busey (@NotGaryBusey) June 25, 2012

The socialite slipped on some jewel-encrusted headphones and made her debut as a DJ in Sao Paulo, Brazil last weekend, and even days later critics are struggling to express in 140 characters exactly how little fun was had on the other side of the decks.

Superstar DJ and current electronic dance music (EDM) chart-topper Deadmau5 was among the first to declare the event the end of music and, possibly, the world:

AS I WAS SAYING… its over. http://t.co/1a6M9B1d http://t.co/tawykPzF

— deadmau5 (@deadmau5) June 24, 2012

to be fair… the mayans saw this shit coming.

— deadmau5 (@deadmau5) June 24, 2012

How bad could it be, really? All you have to do is play some records, right? It was her first time (DJing, that is), so there’s certainly no shame in having an anonymous assistant run onstage mid-set to twist the volume knob for you.

Paris Hilton DJing debut; announces song, plays wrong song, doesn't notice. http://t.co/b6Xc3PUk

— VenueOne (@VenueOne) June 26, 2012

Paris Hilton is trying to become a club DJ. She says the most challenging part is the spinning records making her, like, really dizzy.

— Blaise Miller (@BlaiseInKC) June 26, 2012

On the positive side, Hilton’s set has inspired others to reach for the stars.

Paris Hilton's a DJ now. I think I'll apply for NASA tomorrow.

— Gnarly Cray Jepsen (@RamiJrade) June 26, 2012

At least one person enjoyed herself:

Wow! What an incredible night! So happy you all loved my set! Loved watching you all smile & dance! One of the best night's of my life! ☺♡♫

— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) June 24, 2012

A world tour has been promised.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/26/rip-music-as-foretold-by-the-mayans-paris-hilton-makes-her-djing-debut/

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