‘I have no information': Jay Carney’s employment continues to astound

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Jay Carney:
Nothing on #IRS #NSA #Benghazi #FastAndFurious #Snowden. The President will now take questions.

— Liars Never Win (@liars_never_win) August 08, 2013

Both NBC’s Andrea Mitchell and Internet powerhouse Matt Drudge seem to have come to the same conclusion: if you want any answers from the Obama administration, your only chance is to hope that Jay Leno brings up your question during one of his annual televised chats with the president.

White House spokesman Jay Carney’s indefatigable ability to “appreciate” reporters’ questions while refusing to address them has been hilariously documented, but with all of those phony scandals piling up, both the press corps and the public are less and less amused by whatever it is that Carney does for a living. While our ongoing investigation into Carney’s incompetence continues, we’d refer you to these citizens for comment.

http://twitter.com/#!/AdamBaldwin/status/365573048344129537
http://twitter.com/#!/Wodeshed/status/365573446274519040
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/365573920465747969
http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/365575026084290561

Last Friday’s White House briefing was canceled due to a chance of questions about those Benghazi survivors who say they’re being intimidated into silence, but Carney did at last address CNN’s bombshell report today. It turns out he has no information on the subject.

The briefings do serve some purpose. Carney used one recently to clarify exactly which of the many scandals plaguing the president are the phony ones. What else do you people want?

http://twitter.com/#!/b2american/status/365575926219681793
http://twitter.com/#!/KennethKPPowell/status/365576733686104064
http://twitter.com/#!/ReneeMBA4/status/365572367616966657
http://twitter.com/#!/TheAmishDude/status/365581931292794880

Get ready for a flash flood of information tomorrow as the man himself steps up to the teleprompter before heading to Martha’s Vineyard.

http://twitter.com/#!/jamiedupree/status/365572384926875648
http://twitter.com/#!/CouchKen/status/365586320199921665

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