Justify my time: Madonna’s 17-minute video threatens to outlast career’s expiration date

http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/383083233526562816

Normally, we like to preface videos with at least sentence or two to set the mood, but sometimes, a video just doesn’t need any introduction. This is one of those times.

And so, without further ado, feast your eyes upon the cinematic masterpiece that is Madonna’s “Secret Project Revolution”:

So that happened.

http://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/383081217655967744

Don’t have the time or self-loathing to sit through the whole thing? Here’s the CliffsNotes version:

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/383075457102381056

Snort! More mockery, anyone?

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Heaven forbid.

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Oh, snap!

http://twitter.com/#!/LadaMokusa/status/383235071454773248

(Klein is Madonna’s “Secret Project” partner.)

http://twitter.com/#!/Mr_Fastbucks/status/383095879059513344
http://twitter.com/#!/Heminator/status/383075075986960385

Heh. True story.

http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/383080583762436096
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/383076564553842688

Yes!

http://twitter.com/#!/myusoo/status/383087187329556480

Hysterical. Wonder what Ace of Spades thinks about this … let us defer to his expertise:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383068868240883712
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http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383070116729982976
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http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383070937794367488
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383071539643432960
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http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383072361425039360
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383072888766492673

In the name of art, he bravely went back for seconds:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383074169119727616
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383074763351945216
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383075157612310528

That’s Madonna’s favorite kind of colony!

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383076101750149120
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383076875209170944
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383077466559893506
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383079426797236224
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383081280608284672
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383082376282124288

And there you have it, folks. Just one final word of advice:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/383085473142292480

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Madonna

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/26/justify-my-time-madonnas-17-minute-video-threatens-to-outlast-careers-expiration-date/

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